What does MORGAN mean in Names and Nicknames?

Mostly Orgasmic Really Gorgeous And Naughty

A real Morgan is a natural curly blonde haired woman and she is aaaaalllll woman! Generally always ranks 9.9 to 10 on the hotness scale. Morgasm, Morgasmic, Morganic, Morgana, Morgie, Morgie Shmorgie --- these and the original Morgan can all be used in place of each other in other words they are all the same thing. Helpful hint for anyone who experiences Morgan for the first time : Dont slip in your own drool , if you are behind the wheel, IMMEDIATELY pull over- morgan is notorious for causing accidents. While evidence for this claim has not been fully documented there is a theory that morgan can be responsible for natural disasters, one in particular would be making volcanoes erupt by her mere presence. We theorize that she is able to accomplish this because of her extremely hot body, which is 23 times hotter then sany volcano on the planet. Also DO NOT attempt to buy her as she WILL become VERY awnry and she may or may not engulf you in flames due to her volitile fire from within. She cannot be bought at any Price, she is priceless, timeless and classic. As well as viscious. A morgan will scorch you with her fire and leave you with a sick burn! This of course is because a true morgan is an aries. Once you meet a true Morgan, you'll never forget her and are an idiot loser dweebo if you fail to appreciate every inch of her everlasting beauty and lusciousness and sensuality. Morgans are the most sensual and erotic creatures on the planet, they can be very naughty but at the same time look so innocent and it is 100 percent guaranteed your world will be rocked if youre that lucky; Morgans are nymphomaniacs and can be aggressive if an inferior woman inches too close to her lover. And just for clarification, all women that ever lived or ever will live will all be inferior. No woman even comes close to being comparable to a Morgan. Morgans are a 1 of a kind gem that is to be treasured and worshipped and properly taken care of in the bedroom, it is impairative that a morgan is kept sexually satisfied at all times or they will die.

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