What does CHAINY mean in Science Fiction?

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Chainy is a hidden secret being that exists in our hands and in machinery. A Chainy's goal is to cause as much chaos as possible. When people witness bad actions, the consequences fall on the host instead of Chainy itself. The only way to stop a Chainy permanently is to either kill it before it turns 1 year old in normal violent ways, feed it fresh vegetables in which it explodes or the host dies. Amputation also works, but it does not end well for the host as seen in "industrial" accidents. It is a very low chance that a host will recognize that they are harboring a Chainy. It will then soon communicate with the host and nobody else will notice. A hand Chainy can look like a hand puppet, but is by far different. Chainys can also be sentient machines that cause problems for the general public. "Accidents" such as gas line bursts, pipe ruptures and demolition are 99% caused by Chainy at the cost of the companies watching over him. Construction workers have already taken a step to prevent a Chainy from going rouge by placing cones on nearby public roads and work areas. Chainy cannot pass or move near any cones and is stuck in place until they are removed. If a Chainy looks into any mirror or reflection and sees itself, it will immediately explode taking out multiple blocks of nearby streets in a city. A Chainy is hard to manage with and is often let go of consequences because if it doesn't get it's own way, it will temporarily kill itself and respawn up to 1km away in any given direction. Because it is over 1 year old, it cannot permanently die to anything but being fed vegetables. Please be aware that once a Chainy turns 1 year old, it's vocabulary becomes much more racist, derogatory and hateful to everyone even if the descriptions don't match up. Chainys under 1 year old vocabulary only consist of major swear words in English. Surprisingly, he is able to operate vehicles with ease, but it is up to him whether he decides to. While driving a vehicle, if a deer is spotted by Chainy, he will instantly full accelerate into it and carry on with his day. In other words, he is bipolar. How does one get a Chainy? They adopt their hosts. It is unclear where they come from why they do this. Pro Tips: To prolong the temporary death of a Chainy, it is strongly recommended to stare at it endlessly. Failure to do so will result in it disappearing and respawning when not looking. Do not attempt to hide from a Chainy. He will find you every time. The best way to hide from one is to stand in plain sight fully exposed to him. He will lose track of you very quickly and ignore your actual location. If a Chainy is bothering you, you can temporarily kill it with contact of any pillow as it has the opposite effect on Chainys. There are currently 2047 known personalities of Chainy recorded so far. In short, Chainy is a bad omen to the host and anyone/anything they interact with.

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